PMS

A picture of me 5 days or less before my period.
I had to do it.
And yes, I am aware I don't actually look like this before my period. So, no "Girl, you're always skinny, even on the rag! You need to learn to love your body more!" messages from friends, please! I know! Ok? I do not have a bad body image. Although I guess if I did literally blow up that much before the big red dot, it might not be such a bad thing in theory. BBWs seem to be rapidly gaining popularity. But I don't in real life. I just feel like it. Every single month. Like a giant water balloon overstuffed with water, butter, and mayonnaise. With sore boobies and tight clothes that used to fit perfectly. lol. I hate going to work like that. Plus I thought it would be funny to draw a picture of myself all chunked out and stuff. And I was right, for it is, in fact, very funny.
And yea, I know my nipples are the size of fire hydrants in this pic. That's how I feel about them too. I hate painful swollen PMS titties!